so, about ten minutes ago, i was cleaning my rook piercing when i heard a little "ping!" i looked in the sink and saw a tiny little silver dot. i touched it and confirmed what i was afraid of: one of the balls (lol balls) fell off the end of the barbell, so now only luck and faith are holding the damned thing in. i am SUPER pissed because the piercer who put the thing in is located up past the mall and driving past the mall on black friday is like requesting suicide.

I SHALL SLEEP EXTRA STILL (and only on the right side of my head) TONIGHT.

...sorry.

while scrolling through facebook, i found...



it's pretty funny because the M in question is from the NY valley and the C in question is from the PA valley. it's almost as funny as this old one (which, again, includes two people that have never met) i found in my saved screenshots folder:



priceless.

and an excellent screenshot featuring some poor (awesome?) ad placement: ( behind the cut )

i am done finding stupid things on the internet for the night. back to my endless amounts of psych homework...

dad: hopefully you don't run into the same cops from last time.
me: i don't plan on drinking on the sidewalk this time, dad.
dad: well, it could have been worse. it's better than drinking in an alley.
me: how is that any better?!
dad: you never know what lives in an alley.

today, i found my birth control pills wedged between the pages of my biology book. seeing as we will be studying reproduction (of hay/grass), it seemed fitting.

in other news, this is a completey unexaggerated sketch of a real event that occurred at work:



that was my day.

MUST RE-INSTALL IMMEDIATELY

this might be the most perfect thing i have seen on the internet in a looooong time.

(i can't get the alt text to work, but it should read "i want us to gerund, essentially." ALDKSFJSDLKF)

my nose is running, but i cannot find any tissues. as a result of this problem, i have been using toilet paper. the toilet paper tends to get stuck on my nose piercing, creating a beautiful accent for my nostril. unfortunately, i continually forget to check for toilet paper stuck on my nose, so i've probably been walking around like this all weekend.

even better - every time i open my mouth, one of two things happens:
1. i am unable to speak due to losing my voice and instead make unusual and somewhat frightening squeaking noises.
2. i end up hysterically coughing and sounding like i am thirty seconds away from death.

I AM THE PRETTIEST GIRL ALIVE.

i laughed so hard that i died and am updating livejournal from beyond the grave.



picture is unrelated

Me gusta tomar fotos mit Film.


and to think...i want to learn MORE languages?!

in other news, i can no longer laugh when my uncle says "très gut."

so, back in high school, we had a history test of horrifying proportions where i answered a lot of the questions very poorly. (see post. i recommend it because i still believe that "Wohnzimmer" should have been counted since it technically was correct...technically...)

today, in college, some five years later, i had to take a geology test. one of our essay questions included describing different types of volcanic explosions and then give an example of each. for this question, i drew some volcanoes in various stages of exploding, and then wrote little captions under them. one volcano was lucky enough to receive the following description:

this volcano is in hawaii. its name starts with a K and is 5 - 7 characters in length.

...except, this time, i actually got full credit for my half-assed answer.

("kilauea" was the seven-character name beginning with a K. thanks google!)

i need a drink.

i decided to be all productive and go to class today...and then i discover my car no longer starts.

oh silly konrad.

since spilling water on my laptop, it has started doing the following things:
1. giving me the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH and doing a "complete physical memory dump" every time i run/close/think about the sims.

2. winamp now acts very...strangely. if it's open "too long," it loses its ability to be minimized.

3. my wireless card is even screwier than it was before.

4. obviously, the whole keyboard fiasco.

5. i am no longer able to "safely eject" my external hard drive. in fact, i cannot "safely eject" anything except my printer. every time i try, it insists that the drive is too busy. (doesn't matter if i've shut down all other programs and made sure nothing on the drive is being accessed, IT IS ALWAYS TOO BUSY.)

6. it will occasionally make weird buzzing noises.

7. programs randomly crash. this evening's casualty: my IM client. its icon disappeared from my system tray, but instead of the icons rearranging themselves to fill the space...i just had a gap. it seems to have fixed itself now, but i suppose i should probably reboot the computer anyway.

8. speaking of which, i cannot be logged into AIM and go on facebook at the same time unless it is the only page i am viewing. god forbid i attempt to check my email AND go on facebook at the same time, or else the entire computer freezes and then everything explodes.

in other news, i read that people who are ambidextrous are more likely to suffer from hypocondria. THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

in other other news, I THINK I COULD LISTEN TO THIS SONG FOREVER.

just days after i mentioned the "FREE KITTENS TO A GOOD HOE" ad, i'm lurking around craigslist and find...( this )

this is more unfortunate than the typo on my great-grandmother's grave.

from the newspaper that brought you my favorite classified ad ever:


...comes my new favorite movie description ever:


a free movie about possessed bedding? I'M SO THERE.

also! this is the scan that broke my scanner!! i am not sure what this means for the comics yet. i can still draw them on the computer, but this leads to a lot of laziness and copypasta and it's just more difficult and annoying and results in shittier comics (in my opinion, anyway) and i was just starting to get decent at/have fun with the whole drawing lefty thing (don't you dare) and boy howdy, i love run-on sentences.

and satin.

today, i work 4PM - 11PM. why did i wake up at 9:30AM?

it's okay though, because i have already learned a valuable lesson: don't keep open drink containers next to an open bottle of nail polish remover. definitely almost drank out of the wrong one. although, who knows, perhaps that would have cleared out whatever it is that has rendered my vocal chords useless.

seems to me like it's nearly time to shower and head to wegmans for some more allergy relief meds.

http://www.taketheaction.com/

that is all.

about two years ago, i posted about finding jesus in a man's coat pocket. droogs, a few weeks ago, i found jesus again. this time, he was hiding in a vending machine. ( proof in the form of shitty cell phone photography )

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF "REASONS WHY CHRISTINE IS GOING TO HELL!"