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helle
27 November 2009 @ 02:26 am
so, about ten minutes ago, i was cleaning my rook piercing when i heard a little "ping!" i looked in the sink and saw a tiny little silver dot. i touched it and confirmed what i was afraid of: one of the balls (lol balls) fell off the end of the barbell, so now only luck and faith are holding the damned thing in. i am SUPER pissed because the piercer who put the thing in is located up past the mall and driving past the mall on black friday is like requesting suicide.

I SHALL SLEEP EXTRA STILL (and only on the right side of my head) TONIGHT.
 
 
pretending to be: annoyed
 
 
helle
14 September 2009 @ 10:46 pm


...sorry.
 
 
pretending to be: amused
listening to: "hotel california" - eagles
 
 
helle
01 September 2009 @ 10:22 pm
while scrolling through facebook, i found...



it's pretty funny because the M in question is from the NY valley and the C in question is from the PA valley. it's almost as funny as this old one (which, again, includes two people that have never met) i found in my saved screenshots folder:



priceless.

and an excellent screenshot featuring some poor (awesome?) ad placement: behind the cut )

i am done finding stupid things on the internet for the night. back to my endless amounts of psych homework...
 
 
pretending to be: amused
 
 
helle
01 September 2009 @ 11:35 am
dad: hopefully you don't run into the same cops from last time.
me: i don't plan on drinking on the sidewalk this time, dad.
dad: well, it could have been worse. it's better than drinking in an alley.
me: how is that any better?!
dad: you never know what lives in an alley.
 
 
pretending to be: working
listening to: "little lies" - fleetwood mac
 
 
helle
13 June 2009 @ 01:18 am
today, i found my birth control pills wedged between the pages of my biology book. seeing as we will be studying reproduction (of hay/grass), it seemed fitting.

in other news, this is a completey unexaggerated sketch of a real event that occurred at work:



that was my day.
 
 
pretending to be: tired
listening to: "this is good, right?" - greg camp
 
 
helle
12 June 2009 @ 03:14 am


MUST RE-INSTALL IMMEDIATELY
 
 
pretending to be: nostalgic
 
 
helle
28 April 2009 @ 01:13 pm
I want us to gerund, essentially.


this might be the most perfect thing i have seen on the internet in a looooong time.

(i can't get the alt text to work, but it should read "i want us to gerund, essentially." ALDKSFJSDLKF)
 
 
pretending to be: *COUGH* *HACK* *DIE*
 
 
helle
19 April 2009 @ 01:52 pm
my nose is running, but i cannot find any tissues. as a result of this problem, i have been using toilet paper. the toilet paper tends to get stuck on my nose piercing, creating a beautiful accent for my nostril. unfortunately, i continually forget to check for toilet paper stuck on my nose, so i've probably been walking around like this all weekend.

even better - every time i open my mouth, one of two things happens:
1. i am unable to speak due to losing my voice and instead make unusual and somewhat frightening squeaking noises.
2. i end up hysterically coughing and sounding like i am thirty seconds away from death.

I AM THE PRETTIEST GIRL ALIVE.
 
 
pretending to be: EUGHHH
 
 
helle
i laughed so hard that i died and am updating livejournal from beyond the grave.



picture is unrelated
 
 
pretending to be: amused
listening to: "heavy lifting" - ambulance ltd
 
 
helle
19 March 2009 @ 08:05 pm
Me gusta tomar fotos mit Film.


and to think...i want to learn MORE languages?!

in other news, i can no longer laugh when my uncle says "très gut."
 
 
pretending to be: working
listening to: "this month, day 10" - cansei de ser sexy
 
 
helle
so, back in high school, we had a history test of horrifying proportions where i answered a lot of the questions very poorly. (see post. i recommend it because i still believe that "Wohnzimmer" should have been counted since it technically was correct...technically...)

today, in college, some five years later, i had to take a geology test. one of our essay questions included describing different types of volcanic explosions and then give an example of each. for this question, i drew some volcanoes in various stages of exploding, and then wrote little captions under them. one volcano was lucky enough to receive the following description:

this volcano is in hawaii. its name starts with a K and is 5 - 7 characters in length.

...except, this time, i actually got full credit for my half-assed answer.

("kilauea" was the seven-character name beginning with a K. thanks google!)

i need a drink.
 
 
pretending to be: surprised
listening to: "mouth full of bones" - natalie portman's shaved head
 
 
helle
05 March 2009 @ 02:49 pm
YES.  
i decided to be all productive and go to class today...and then i discover my car no longer starts.

oh silly konrad.
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pretending to be: lazy
 
 
helle
18 February 2009 @ 12:30 am
since spilling water on my laptop, it has started doing the following things:
1. giving me the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH and doing a "complete physical memory dump" every time i run/close/think about the sims.

2. winamp now acts very...strangely. if it's open "too long," it loses its ability to be minimized.

3. my wireless card is even screwier than it was before.

4. obviously, the whole keyboard fiasco.

5. i am no longer able to "safely eject" my external hard drive. in fact, i cannot "safely eject" anything except my printer. every time i try, it insists that the drive is too busy. (doesn't matter if i've shut down all other programs and made sure nothing on the drive is being accessed, IT IS ALWAYS TOO BUSY.)

6. it will occasionally make weird buzzing noises.

7. programs randomly crash. this evening's casualty: my IM client. its icon disappeared from my system tray, but instead of the icons rearranging themselves to fill the space...i just had a gap. it seems to have fixed itself now, but i suppose i should probably reboot the computer anyway.

8. speaking of which, i cannot be logged into AIM and go on facebook at the same time unless it is the only page i am viewing. god forbid i attempt to check my email AND go on facebook at the same time, or else the entire computer freezes and then everything explodes.

in other news, i read that people who are ambidextrous are more likely to suffer from hypocondria. THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.

in other other news, I THINK I COULD LISTEN TO THIS SONG FOREVER.
 
 
pretending to be: thirsty
listening to: "love letter to japan" - the bird & the bee
 
 
helle
29 January 2009 @ 12:00 am
 
 
pretending to be: crazy
listening to: "mund auf, augen zu (stecker raus, ich dreh' durch)" - cobra killer
 
 
helle
17 January 2009 @ 02:39 pm
just days after i mentioned the "FREE KITTENS TO A GOOD HOE" ad, i'm lurking around craigslist and find...this )

this is more unfortunate than the typo on my great-grandmother's grave.
 
 
pretending to be: contemplative
listening to: "pure jew" - jumbling towers
 
 
helle
15 January 2009 @ 06:02 pm
from the newspaper that brought you my favorite classified ad ever:


...comes my new favorite movie description ever:


a free movie about possessed bedding? I'M SO THERE.

also! this is the scan that broke my scanner!! i am not sure what this means for the comics yet. i can still draw them on the computer, but this leads to a lot of laziness and copypasta and it's just more difficult and annoying and results in shittier comics (in my opinion, anyway) and i was just starting to get decent at/have fun with the whole drawing lefty thing (don't you dare) and boy howdy, i love run-on sentences.

and satin.
 
 
pretending to be: NOOOOOO
listening to: "vanished" - crystal castles
 
 
helle
17 December 2008 @ 12:16 pm
today, i work 4PM - 11PM. why did i wake up at 9:30AM?

it's okay though, because i have already learned a valuable lesson: don't keep open drink containers next to an open bottle of nail polish remover. definitely almost drank out of the wrong one. although, who knows, perhaps that would have cleared out whatever it is that has rendered my vocal chords useless.

seems to me like it's nearly time to shower and head to wegmans for some more allergy relief meds.
 
 
pretending to be: thirsty
 
 
helle
04 December 2008 @ 02:47 am
http://www.taketheaction.com/

that is all.
 
 
pretending to be: sleepy
listening to: "believe achieve" - cansei de ser sexy
 
 
helle
01 December 2008 @ 11:37 pm
about two years ago, i posted about finding jesus in a man's coat pocket. droogs, a few weeks ago, i found jesus again. this time, he was hiding in a vending machine. proof in the form of shitty cell phone photography )

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EDITION OF "REASONS WHY CHRISTINE IS GOING TO HELL!"
 
 
pretending to be: content
listening to: "this is good, right?" - greg camp
 
 
helle
 
 
pretending to be: tired